WARNING: May contain some NSFW Language.
With apologies to Jaredoflondon...
I saw this today, and I have to shake my head:
And I have to say, your complete and utter obsession with Toronto and our beloved Maple Leafs is just astounding. (More like pathetic). So do us (and all of Canada for that matter) a favor and shut your fucking pie-holes (Mmmm....pie)! No one gives a crap about your hatred of Toronto, so just cut it out, you bastards. The Canucks are a great time, I'll admit. But you, their fans are nothing but a bunch of bitter assholes who just can't shut up about the goddamn Leafs. Case in point:
What the hell is that!? That's the reason why no one gives a fuck about the Canucks (besides Calgary, aka "Vancouver East"). You don't see us (or even the goddamn Habs and SNES fans) writing shit articles about you guys for no apparent reason. You guys are like that bully at school who acts all tough, but no one gives two fucking fucks about you (actually, one fucking fuck).
Vancouver fans get a chance to see Leafs suck
Again, do us all a favor and stop fucking bitching about the Leafs! Also, STFU. KTHXBye.