Have A Happy Birthday, Luke Schenn

Truculence is Everything now presents you:
A Birthday Salute To A Hero

Hi, I'm Kavel Pubina, Junior Director of Anti-Bandwagoning at PPP Amalgamated Heavy Industries. Leafs Nation, by the time you read this, it will already be Monday, November 2nd, 2009, or better yet: The Birth of Leafs Nation's Native Son, Our Luke and Saviour himself, Mr. Luke Schenn.

Now I know, it's been a tough season for us and our homeboy Schenn. But now is not the time to be depressed and look at the negatives. We've seen OLAS perform miracles and erasing the haters. Yes, it's been a struggle for our man, (as well as for the entire team, save for Kaberle, but that's another story for another time.), but damn it, he will soldier on, just like we as Leaf fans should. That's why we fell in love with Schenn in the first place (that and he's f--ing handsome, just ask Archimedies.) Because he represents what the Maple Leafs are all about: Heart, and Leadership.

On the behalf of the entire Barilkosphere, Luke, we wish you a most joyous and happy 20th birthday. Keep erasin' the noobs, Schenner, and we'll keep cheering (and gushing) over you.

"Is that a smile on your face, or are you happy to see me?"

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